This is so funny, Ana, within the pain and frustration, all highly relatable! Our late cat transformed from timid and aloof into a loving, socialising dog-wannabe once we changed her food to a Calm kibble version. Our current kitten goes mushy and confident when we use a pheromone spray or catnip toy, so no longer can I be cynical about the benefits of some drugs...!
Some children need collars. I was on a flight a couple days ago with two screaming babies. My dog was trapped under my seat looking up at me, as if to say "WTF."
I am sorry to laugh, because you were in pain, but this is f'ing hysterical: Nothing says “healthy household” like having left-over benzodiazepines here and there.
This is so funny, Ana, within the pain and frustration, all highly relatable! Our late cat transformed from timid and aloof into a loving, socialising dog-wannabe once we changed her food to a Calm kibble version. Our current kitten goes mushy and confident when we use a pheromone spray or catnip toy, so no longer can I be cynical about the benefits of some drugs...!
hahahaha! Yes, I am also a convert.
lolol
That final line 😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s your next patent… something for humans.
I’m all over this Andrew! 🤣
I love the theme of drug use and human/animal nature and how they become integrated at the end, how you nicely tie a bow on it in a humorous way.
Creative non-fiction well done.
Oh Clancy! If you only knew that I just sat and wrote what happened. I guess the best stories are unintentional. 🫣
Ahahahahahahahah!!!!!🤣
I think I could use a few of those calming collars. Just for a little while, then I'd take them off, (fingers crossed behind my back) promise.
I can send some your way Jenny. I could have a side hussle as a valeriana collar dealer.
OMG this is so funny, Dr. A!!! I am in tears laughing, and careful with putting cat collars on your kids -- they get to pick your Nursing Home!
Hahahaha! Yeah, and here social services pounce on you fast! But wouldn’t it be nice 😂😬
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Some children need collars. I was on a flight a couple days ago with two screaming babies. My dog was trapped under my seat looking up at me, as if to say "WTF."
Sometimes I would like to do like yesteryear- a little bit of whisky with that milk never hurt anyone 🤣🤭
Im sure my mother used to put Colt 45 Malt Liquor under my gums the way some people finish off a line of coke.
Oh this cheered me up 🤣 Here’s hoping we find this stash the next time we visit
🤣🤣🤣 we can marinate it with Prosecco
I am sorry to laugh, because you were in pain, but this is f'ing hysterical: Nothing says “healthy household” like having left-over benzodiazepines here and there.
Laugh away! I was chillin’ and vibing!